dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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