And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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