No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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