I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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