this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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