She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
high people should be assigned attendants
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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