let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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