Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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