So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I have post one night stand depression
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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