did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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