physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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