its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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