im gay
i know
yea but for you.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
These tits shall not be calmed
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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