You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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