Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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