butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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