actually, I'm a sock model
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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