Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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