whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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