Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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