Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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