in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
