i just wanna soil my oats bro
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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