So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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