can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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