i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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