I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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