Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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