No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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