Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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