Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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