Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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