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get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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