That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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