I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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