hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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