that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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