Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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