Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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