Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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