Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
only if we run a train.
done.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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