There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
