is wine microwaveable?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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