I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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