Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away

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(248): View more from Michigan

I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.

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(818): View more from California

She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.

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(727): View more from Florida

he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.

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(404): View more from Georgia

we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?

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(858): View more from California

for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!

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(806): View more from Texas

He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet

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