at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
How's work?
Spinning.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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