Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
tell your sister to shave her snatch
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.