i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.