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I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?

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(313): I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can? http://tfl.nu/psgn

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I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone

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(905): I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone http://tfl.nu/ci8g

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I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"

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(815): I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck" http://tfl.nu/5odg

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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience

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(801): You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience http://tfl.nu/r1dh

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It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years

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(609): It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years http://tfl.nu/cjjj

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.

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(519): Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it. http://tfl.nu/0omt

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(602): View more from Arizona

Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.

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(602): Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table. http://tfl.nu/8dv6

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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies

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(636): If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies http://tfl.nu/2ary

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You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you

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(815): You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you http://tfl.nu/fukp

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They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.

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(515): They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form. http://tfl.nu/tu4k

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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances

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(775): He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances http://tfl.nu/ldl8

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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party

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(775): He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party http://tfl.nu/btv9

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.

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(403): So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore. http://tfl.nu/754l

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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.

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(207): well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies. http://tfl.nu/nh48

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I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.

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(205): I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you. http://tfl.nu/kzde

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