i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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