Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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