you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Randomize
