I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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