I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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