does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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