you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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