I'm lost and stupid without you.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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