Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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