i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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