I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
The ass gains better be worth it
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