Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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