Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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