Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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