Are we in a gay sports bar?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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