they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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